Metallica puts kids to sleep (perhaps they’re bored?)

 
Note to my high school self: you’re gonna kick yourself for ever liking Metallica. Not only will they try to sue their fans for file sharing even though they became multi-millionaires partly due to a whole lot of tape swapping back in the early days, but they’ll eventually sing the praises of having their tunes turned into muzak for babies.

Note to Kirk Hammett: you’re balding - get a haircut. Sorry, but the sooner you come to grips with it, the happier you’ll be.

By the way, if you let the video run all the way through, you’ll not only get to hear the creepiest “Enter Sandman” ever, but you’ll also get to hear equally disturbing versions of Radiohead’s “Karma Police” and Nirvana’s “Heart Shaped Box” (which almost works, for some reason).